foreskinnty:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT

They serve cunt and omens. What more do you need?

unbearable-swagger:

I will be like “I’m fine” and then another fucking event will occur

teratomat:

Why can’t God just give us a break? I don’t know. Maybe he hates us.

the-daily-laugh:

ladistark:

mikenewtonhateblog:

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

theprideful:

powrightinthekisser:

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

mattefier-deactivated20221118:

mrmeriwether:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

gaycism:

archgayge:

gaycism:

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

iguanamouth:

world-heritage-posts:

slangwang:

bransonreese:

crystallotusfr:

bransonreese:

serpentking456:

notcaycepollard:

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

world heritage post